Sunday, February 5, 2012

Love Poems





WOMAN'S LOVE POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.



MAN'S LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and hunting.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.


Author Unknown



Seems like neither woman or

man asks for too much, huh?





11 comments:

Donna said...

OMG I'm laughing so hard right now! Hope I don't wake up the hubs and kitty princess! Thanks for sharing, this was awesome!

Gina Alfani said...

Hey Donna! So glad you enjoyed it :) I had the same reaction when I first read it . . .

Thanks for visiting and commenting!

Da Dude said...

All I want in a woman is one that can cook, cleans fish, owns a fishing boat and 2 hunting dogs. Pleas send picture of the dogs. LOL\

Have a great day!

Steve AKA da Dude

Capt Black Eagle said...

My prayer was answered. ;)

Gina Alfani said...

LOL @da Dude, I guess the hunting dogs must be pretty :)

Thanks for visiting and commenting!

@CaptBlackEagle . . . hmmmm I'm not a deaf-mute ;)

Capt Black Eagle said...

Luckily I'm hard of hearing...so babble on Babbet. ;)

Gina Alfani said...

:/ @CaptBlackEagle . . . you know I will!

Petula Wright said...

Too funny... love it! I think I need a t-shirt with the woman's prayer on it. LOL

Gina Alfani said...

Great idea Petula :)

Shauni said...

Completely made me giggle

Thanks

Shauni
Shauni Speaks

Gina Alfani said...

Happy to put a smile on your face Shauni :)

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